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1. noun: The act of a male muslim cutting off his his wife's clitoris so that she no longer enjoys sex and will remain faithful to him.

This frequently occurs in Afghanistan to this day.
Osama Bin Laden gave his wife a Muslim Circumcision because she thought he had a small penis and he did not want her to be unfaithful.
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A Muslim Circumcision is when 2 guys lay on their backs with their dicks standing tall and another person throws an airplane with a razor blade attached into them.
Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jim and Don come into work today?
Guy 2: Oh you didn't hear? Dons wife decided to do the ole Muslim circumcision on them last night.
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A Muslim Circumcision is when 2 guys lay on their backs with their penises standing straight up and someone throws an airplane with a razor attached into them.
Doctor: Good news Mrs Adams! You had twins. How would you like them circumcised?
Mrs Adams: Let's go with the Muslim Circumcision route.
by Awwtism December 23, 2018
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