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The art of wiping sweat of your nuts then slapping a douche wagon in the face.
For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.
For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.
That fuck stick really fucked us at practice. I'm gonna give him a musky mitten after he gets out the shower.
by Your Mother My Hoe March 25, 2017
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018