My mom came home after I'd taken 15 tequila shots, but she didn't even know because I have such a good muskrat.
by Muskrat King February 02, 2012
by pigfucker November 23, 2003
by Cola2018 October 30, 2018
A form of torture, varying from forceful sexual activities, to beating the victim mercilessly with eggplant shaped objects, or making them watch pornography of their grandparents/parents. After a muskrat takes place it usuall takes 2 weeks to recover if you survive. YOU DON'T WANT A MUSKRAT!!
Dude did you hear? Riley was given a horrible muskrat, and they found him in the bathroom traumatized, and shaking while whispering "didn't want to go first"
by Muskratman March 29, 2015
by l337hax0r777 June 22, 2016
Often known as slang for someone who plays too much world of warcraft, and tells their parents to get their router.
Ray: "Andrew is such a Muskrat."
Ken: "Yeah, he should probably get off his ass and get onto real life."
Ken: "Yeah, he should probably get off his ass and get onto real life."
by Ghost in the darkness March 02, 2009
A very good looking male. Can be used anytime anyplace when a hottie is approaching to warn friends of said eyecandy.
by iwouldreplaceyouwithnikaanyday July 28, 2007