Top definition
An dirty, smelly, unwashed bellend head glans of the penis. Typically made dirty from sweat, dirt, smegma or failure to clean up post coitus. Usually the condition is discovered by an unsuspecting lover initiating oral sex.
Rachel went down on Carl after he got home from a long day of construction work and wound up with a Mushroom Tart in her mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode October 02, 2015
May 1 Word of the Day
When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
by A7sa July 03, 2019