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Term used when a guy does a girl thats so young all he can get in is his mushroom tip(aka his dick head). You have to be really desperate or really sick or both to want this to happen.
Joe you would mushroom stab her? Thats just wrong dude theres not even any grass on the fairway.
by The Swami February 12, 2005
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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