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That intense fuck lot of pain as if someone were stabbing you with a katana on the lower edge of your ribcage you randomly have while exercising.

Also called a side stitch, a side ache, a side cramp or simply the stitch, is the intense pain under the lower edge of your ribcage you have while exercising or doing physical activity. It is also referred to as exercise-related transient abdominal pain
George and Erik: *are jogging*

George: Erik stop slowing down pussy we've barely made a mile
Erik: Can you shut the fuck up i'm having a muscle stitch
by SuppliedOrange June 07, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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