A girl decides to give a man a back massage. At this point he secretly pulls out his cock and starts jerking off. If the man is not sneaky enough, the girl is surprised and runs screaming out of the room. Either way, the man is left feeling refreshed and relaxed.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.