The best guy you will ever meet. A Murphy is often overlooked. But simply put, he is a king among men. He will gladly give you the shirt off his back and ask for nothing in return. He is a lover and not a fighter. He'll defend what is right and your honor. A kindred spirit. Ridiculously good looking. Kind hearted. Hard working.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

When a person's underwear/undergarments is stuck in between their butt cheeks. Basically a wedgie.

The perfect name for a giraffe

Murphys Irish Stout. Chewey and rich. Damn good beer!!!

A camel toe variant when the thong gets wedged into the vagina and the vagina begins to slowly consume the underwear.

When someone receives unjust consequences for being honest and speaking their mind, like so few people do today.