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A necrophilic betting game in which one participant performs oral sex on the corpse of a recently deceased pregnant woman placed on her back while another jumps from an elevated surface onto the woman's stomach. The participant who is performing oral sex then consumes whatever substance is expelled from the vagina. The participants switch positions (one jump per turn) until one quits or fails to consume the expelled substance, in which case they lose and the winner takes the pot of money agreed upon before the start of the game.
James and Matt went murphing. James puked on the second round so Matt won $5000.
by En_are July 10, 2008
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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(Verb) (murf-ing) When one wears the same shirt for 3+ days in a row. Typically resulting in a body odor that everybody can smell except for the one who is murphing.
Got this new Supreme shirt so murphing must be the best way to break it in. Everyone needs to know!
by whatsthewordwordword September 01, 2015
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A usual murphing consists of repeated insertions of small deceased animals. (e.g. small rabbits, and dogs) and subsequent birthing into the hands of the 'doctor'.

In more recent years a murph-machine is required to cylindricate larger animals. Devout followers of traditional murphing have started an online movement to ban use of such machines.
"Dude, I was murphing the fuck out of Mary last night. The only way it would have better is if I had a murph-machine. I had to throw away a perfectly good rabbit... what else am I gonna use THAT for."
by owb_boys July 19, 2008
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To be sunbathing on a beach, from Sara and Gerald Murhpy who made the activity fashionable in the 50's.
This summer we'll go murphing on a beach.
by emmm... March 10, 2019
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The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.
Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?
by EagleEyed April 26, 2021
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