by 😇 January 01, 2015
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."
Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
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by Blysterz October 19, 2020
Contentness - After enjoying a cold drink "murp" , after a something is said in your favor "murp"
Nonanswer - Dad : "Son, are you going to mow that lawn today?" Son : "murp"
Nonanswer - Dad : "Son, are you going to mow that lawn today?" Son : "murp"
by oztastico June 15, 2009
Noun. A person with a noticable personality deficiency. More than just boring, a Murp has difficulty inciting interest in any way possible.
by Simon Dunne August 02, 2006
Another word for whatever, not caring, you're rude or anything else that describes how a person feels in the situation.
A: Unblock your sister from twitter.
C: Murp! not going to happen.
OR
T: I don't like your hair.
J: MURP! *rolls eyes*
C: Murp! not going to happen.
OR
T: I don't like your hair.
J: MURP! *rolls eyes*
by Cookiee D'OriginialMonster August 16, 2012
1._
A sound or expression used when you're extremely scared or just freaked out (possibly by something lame).
2._
Strange, weird, retarded.
A sound or expression used when you're extremely scared or just freaked out (possibly by something lame).
2._
Strange, weird, retarded.
1.
*On the internet*
Person A: And she took a photo of herself in her bra, and posted it in her profile.
Person B: Murp. :S
2.
Badger: Yeah, the way he sniffed her hair was very murp.
*On the internet*
Person A: And she took a photo of herself in her bra, and posted it in her profile.
Person B: Murp. :S
2.
Badger: Yeah, the way he sniffed her hair was very murp.
by gelizzle June 09, 2005
Jul 7 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

