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The term for a discrete or shady homicide.

It’s a combination of the words ‘Lurking’ and ‘Murder’ to create “Murking”
“They just fucking-Oh god-fucking murked him man! It’s insane”

“I’m out for a good murking tonight”
by Goblin boyzz August 23, 2019
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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looking sketchy by wearing your hood up and dressing in dark colored clothing. To completely be murking you must also be making a gurgling/ sucking noise (tongue also included).
sketchy man (in dark corner of the room) : "guurururrurururrrurur"

garrett (small white boi): "that dude is murking so hard, I'm afraid his tongue might fall off."
by Kim Mcdaniel the third May 02, 2008
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Putting a vacuum cleaner nozzle up one's anus and leaving on suck until it looks like you are breathing in very deeply.
Also known as a vacuum enema.
Murking may only be confirmed if there is the presence of faecal matter inside the vacuum cleaner after the attempt.
N.B. most 'murkers' have a general use vacuum cleaner and a separate vacuum cleaner specially for murking (this is done for reasons of hygiene).
Fancy coming 'round mine for a 'murk'?
You have been 'murked'!
Is the pope a 'murker'?
Nancy had a 'murking' party.
by Big Boy Murker2k1 February 07, 2009
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When you are having an important discussion about a given topic, and a guy then just randomly says a stupid and non-topic sentence.
Todd: Yes, I think if you add a little basil to the egg, it'll be much tastier.
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!
by Relkozien March 28, 2019
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