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An impolite way of saying "American" (or a polite way of saying "Americunt") while wanting to project a sense to dislike towards that country and its inhabitants.
"Those Muricans think they can just push everyone around. What a bunch of arrogant imperialistic bastards!"
by renumeratedfrog June 20, 2013
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The neo American who parrots the nightly news and preaches their exceptionalism. They are the laughingstock of the educated world.
muricans vote the two party system; Americans have outgrown the duopoly.
by gregpac November 01, 2016
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Someone who exemplifies what it means to be a good, warm-blooded American.
These characteristics include, but are not limited to:
1. Usage of the First Amendment in the form of what some might perceive as slightly offensive memes. (only offensive if reader allows it to offend them- a revolutionary idea only drafted by true 'Muricans)
2. Has a love affair with the Second Amendment.

3. Enjoys activities like long walks to the bar and riding around shirtless in a lawn mower whilst guzzling a cold one.
A classic example of a 'Murican is as follows:
Woody James (Also known as Papa Woody or Woody Daddy)
Award-winning Nashville songwriter with lawn chairs and a blow up mattress as the primary seating in his apartment.
#WoodyJamesforPresident #Wevegotafriendinhim #'Muricaheckyeah! #GodblesstheUSA #baldeaglescreechingindistance (these hashtags also serve as a personification of 'Murican culture)
'Murican. Nuff Said.
by jmwaters1878 December 05, 2017
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Woody James (Also known as Papa Woody or Woody Daddy)
Award-winning Nashville songwriter with lawn chairs and a blow up mattress as the primary seating in his apartment.
Enjoys spending his time shirtless on a lawn mower with a cold one.
Pillar of Hope.
#WoodyJamesforPresident #Wevegotafriendinhim #'Muricaheckyeah! #GodblesstheUSA #baldeaglescreechingindistance
'Murican. Nuff Said.
by jmwaters1878 December 05, 2017
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