Urban Dictionary: Murfed

To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned.

"Man, I am murfed right now."

"We got so murfed last night, we didn't know what was going on."

by Kid Kitten January 31, 2009

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The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.

dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?

other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.

dude: oh come on what happened

other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!

by ijustwreckedyou1423 May 09, 2011

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Murfed

It is the act of putting your mouth over someones nose, then blowing. Usually, it is a joke, or prank, on someone when they think you are going to make out with them.

I thought you were going to make out with me, and then you just murfed me! That was awful!

by Bretford January 25, 2011

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me and my friend named a stray dog murf

me: murf is cute.

also me: mom, can we keep him?

mom: no.
also also me: bitch

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a way of saying nice things and bad things its just a random word!

Murf you! (in a mad tone)

Murf! (in a love you tone)

by momoc June 07, 2010