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A very good and enjoyable pastime. Great fun for all ages! Never too young to start!
What do you want to do tonight? Sex?

nah. I'd rather go commit a few Murders.
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by AnimeObsessedFreak January 18, 2020
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Tony: Man, I sure love to murder people! Killing is fun!
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(noun)
The decision to wear both socks and sandals in the same outfit
"Dude, why are you wearing your Birkenstock's and Nike socks in the same outfit?"
"I don't know man I thought it was cool."
"That's an act of murder."
by Corny Beans January 14, 2020
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Really? If you look up murder on the U.D. then you’re just as crazy as I am. Don’t be proud of that I’m a literal psychopath. Anyway for those who do want to know the defintion of murder it’s this: the act of slaughtering or killing someone or something. There, happy now?
Psychopath: I looked up Murder in the U.D. and now I’m in the mood to kill.

Girl: Oh please don’t. I have a boyfriend.
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by MagicalKitten05 May 17, 2018
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1)To whack or off. To willingly stop the life function of a organism's existance 2) To whack off. To willingly stop the life function of a sperm's existance.
"Why did you have to murder them? I could have swallowed them for the protein." She said.
by Lobotomy May 15, 2003
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