The act of careless drinking.
The act of drinking with no self control.
The act of over drinking and acting out of sorts.
A plan made with friends to over drink and act muppety.
Muppety-unruly, loud,obnoxious,careless

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

(verb) to finger-fuck a small person so vigorously that through the combined motion or their own climax, they flail around and yelp like a muppet. The person fingering is the muppeter, the person being fingered is the muppetee. Past tense: muppeted.

When you put your hand so far up a girl's vagina (or boy's rear) that you can manipulate their mouth to move with your fingers.

Verb. When you fist someone and while your fist is still in them, you say in a high pitched voice "helllooooooo."

Sticking ones hand up anothers anus, as if putting a puppet on your hand, then proceeding to move hand in speaking motion while listening to partner scream like a muppet.