A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.

A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.

A right useless fuckwit.

An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.

The act of careless drinking.
The act of drinking with no self control.
The act of over drinking and acting out of sorts.
A plan made with friends to over drink and act muppety.
Muppety-unruly, loud,obnoxious,careless

The act of reaching up your female partners ass while you are having vaginal intercourse and jerking yourself off. The masturbation aspect may also be handled by a third party, in which case it is called the "Puppet Master".