You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck
by ajrodz February 13, 2015
You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck
by ajrodz February 13, 2015
There is no discernible difference in the girth between a person’s head and neck, they may be referred to as a ‘Muppet Neck’
by Bigsmooth96 February 10, 2015
Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"
by Cantalopian April 07, 2015
by ledavinci April 22, 2018
When you're fingering a girl while she's giving you a blowjob, mimicking the same motions to make it look like she's your hand puppet.
She was using her tonsils like a back brace for my dick, when i stuck a finger into her to liven the mood. Once knuckle deep, she thought "C is for Cock" instead of Cookie. Her eager skill as a muppet necking local made me proud to help out. Good thing she already lived in a trash can. Condoms are overrated, Haiti is overrated now, and rashes are for everyone else.
by Nsla July 03, 2016
by Yukiterau Amano April 30, 2015