munchies are when you are either stoned, drunk or generally fuxxed up and you want to eat everything you see.

shame munchies are when you are embarrassed by the large quantities of food you are eating, and you are shameful about it, but you keep going anyways.
Kandyce: Don't give me anymore oreos
Derek: Why not!
Kandyce: I've got the shame munchies!
by i'm kandyce bitch. June 05, 2010
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When a man lickith the brown eye and gets le aids
Doctor: Sorry sun you have been a ass munchie for too long, time to do dead.
by BlackSlave63 September 19, 2018
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Food cravings experienced after receiving a Covid-19 vaccine.

See also: cvm
"Man, I could murder a couple of buckets of chicken wings... And a large kebab... And a side of ribs... And a bath-tub filled with pasta... And the neighbours' goat would be great in a curry..."
"I thought you were vegetarian."
"I am!!"
"Sounds like Covid vaccine munchies. Eat a dry biscuit and have a lie-down."
by HeavyDrama May 28, 2021
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When your stoned as fuck and eat a couple chips instead of a full bag
Man I got sooooo stoned last night I had the micro munchies
by Guy_fierri June 17, 2018
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After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.
Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.
by Jackolous Bakray August 21, 2021
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The mean ass stoner girl who's always up for anything, 100% savage all the time
by Nuggets4lyfe April 15, 2017
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