Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.

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