by Ted December 02, 2003
by cheebychunk March 23, 2006
An embarrassingly thin cappuccino-stain of a moustache. All too common during Movember, the Mumph Munth.
Howard: "Don't you mock my moustache. It's taken me over a month to grow."
Vince: "A mumph?!?"
- The Mighty Boosh
Vince: "A mumph?!?"
- The Mighty Boosh
by Mumpher October 02, 2013
diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.
by hawk March 26, 2005
Favourite past time of your more discerning necrophile involves cutting an incision into said body and doing the unmentionable to it
That mortician's a sick bastard he's always mumphing his patients
"Yeah some might call him a mumphmaster"
"Yeah some might call him a mumphmaster"
by Jono - Les Cimes November 06, 2003
To "Mumph" is to lay out over a chair or couch/sofa in a state where you do not care what you look like, but just want to relax.
Christopher mumphed on the chair with a slice of pizza in one hand and a diet coke in the other, oblivious to the people staring at him.
by TYPE August 22, 2014
by Donba March 02, 2007