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(noun) (US: Mombulance) The name given to the vehicle (and driver) that comes to rescue you from a drunken emergency, anytime after 3am. The mumbulance is usually only called as a last resort. The mumbulance is always driven by the victim's mother.
The mumbulance is a service provided by the Mum brigade.
The mumbulance is a service provided by the Mum brigade.
A: "How the fuck did you get home last night? You were wasted! Did you get a cab?"
B: "No, I lost my wallet and threw up. I had to call the mumbulance. She wasnt happy."
A: "Standard."
B: "No, I lost my wallet and threw up. I had to call the mumbulance. She wasnt happy."
A: "Standard."
by Rainer Schubert January 27, 2009
Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.
it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".
living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".
living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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(noun) (US: Mombulance) The name given to the vehicle (and driver) that comes to rescue you from a drunken emergency, anytime after 3am. The mumbulance is usually only called as a last resort. The mumbulance is always driven by the victim's mother.
The mumbulance is a service provided by the Mum brigade.
The mumbulance is a service provided by the Mum brigade.
A: "How the fuck did you get home last night? You were wasted! Did you get a cab?"
B: "No, I lost my wallet and threw up. I had to call the mumbulance. She wasnt happy."
A: "Standard."
B: "No, I lost my wallet and threw up. I had to call the mumbulance. She wasnt happy."
A: "Standard."
by Rainer Schubert November 24, 2008