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1) (noun) An uncivilized, and unpredictable creature of incomparable power.

2) A Ninja that knits on the side.
1) When confronted with a Mulzoff one should never EVER make eye contact, or risk defenestration.

2) The Mulzoff eviscerated his enemies with a knitting needle.
by mightymightymouse October 28, 2009
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Jul 2 Word of the Day
Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009
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