While watching X-Files: "Why is Mulder always right with his nutter theories? Can't it EVER just be a crazy homicidal dude? Like, just once?"
by poisonjack March 24, 2008
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
a crazy ass FBI agent on a quest to find his sister that was abducted by aliens when they were young..
9 seasons it ran, but everyone thought it would have been better to reduce it to 3 or 4 seasons.. and just go on with the main plot
9 seasons it ran, but everyone thought it would have been better to reduce it to 3 or 4 seasons.. and just go on with the main plot
Scully: (looking outside at a sunny day) WOW mulder.. have u seen outside.. its so beautiful.. have u ever searched for life on this planet outside of these offices?
Mulder: I have seen life on this planet.. thats why im searching elsewhere
Mulder: I have seen life on this planet.. thats why im searching elsewhere
by pHr33Kz March 30, 2010
tom- lets go the bar and watch the game
steve- no, man. lets get to the club so i can meet some ladies
tom- calm down, mulder. we'll go after the game.
steve- no, man. lets get to the club so i can meet some ladies
tom- calm down, mulder. we'll go after the game.
by The_Burrito September 01, 2008
Jun 1 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

