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Someone who is scared of the pussy, of the muff.
"Bobby don't be such a muffphobic, it's just a vagina".

"Being a muffphobic won't ever get ya any"

"Your not gay, your just Muffphobic
by Aaronnnn February 18, 2009
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Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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