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A mystical baked good, combining A Muffin and a Doughnut. By piping raspberry jam into the centre of a muffin.
"I have eaten so many Muffnuts i think i'm going to puke. Mark my words one day i will find a way to fuck this delicious animal of tasty & give birth to its delicious jam filled offspring."
by Sustanaelle December 14, 2013
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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That looks so good can I have a taste of your double glazed chocolate-banana raspberry filled muffnut!
by RockitMan July 27, 2019
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n. A delicious delicacy comprised of a cross between a muffin and a doughnut, where the doughnut is shaped like a muffin.
by Leo The Baker August 17, 2013
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An unfortunate combination of slang terms for vagina and testicles. Trademarked in Canada by a cafe owner to denote a jelly filled muffin.
by RedWaiter June 10, 2007
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A cornucopia of muffin related items in combination with a doughnut. I.E. a Blueberry Muffnut!
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One who enjoys the experience of muff diving, to the extreme as to where they could be considered a "nut"
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One who enjoys the experience of frolicking in womans vagina head first!
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One who enjoys the experience of muff diving, to the extreme as to where they could be considered a "nut"
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One who enjoys the experience of frolicking in womans vagina head first!
by KGRG April 25, 2007