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A mystical baked good, combining A Muffin and a Doughnut. By piping raspberry jam into the centre of a muffin.
"I have eaten so many Muffnuts i think i'm going to puke. Mark my words one day i will find a way to fuck this delicious animal of tasty & give birth to its delicious jam filled offspring."
by Sustanaelle December 14, 2013
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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A delectable cross between and muffin and a doughnut! Jam filled Muffnuts are especially delicious!
That looks so good can I have a taste of your double glazed chocolate-banana raspberry filled muffnut!
by RockitMan July 27, 2019
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Person A : I was with sveti mama last night and we got it on!
Person B: did you make her muffnut?!
by Muffnutt April 23, 2015
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n. A delicious delicacy comprised of a cross between a muffin and a doughnut, where the doughnut is shaped like a muffin.
"Dude, keep your filthy hands off my muffnuts"
by Leo The Baker August 17, 2013
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An unfortunate combination of slang terms for vagina and testicles. Trademarked in Canada by a cafe owner to denote a jelly filled muffin.
Meet me at the cafe for coffee and muffnuts?
No way, that sounds disgusting!
by RedWaiter June 10, 2007
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A cornucopia of muffin related items in combination with a doughnut. I.E. a Blueberry Muffnut!
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One who enjoys the experience of muff diving, to the extreme as to where they could be considered a "nut"
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One who enjoys the experience of frolicking in womans vagina head first!

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by KGRG April 25, 2007
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