Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.
by susan0506 October 08, 2011
by AJinPhilly July 29, 2005
Someone who drives a compact car (most likely a Honda Civic or Acura Integra) that sports a variety of tacky looking aftermarket parts which are meant to add visual flare and improve the car's performance. The most notable feature is the car's huge muffler that looks like a coffee can, and makes it sound like a weedwacker. Other common bolt-ons include huge spoilers, body kits, hood scoops, gauges, window stickers and other decals, tinted windows, lowered suspension, bright colored paint job, etc. More often than not, these cars aren't even that fast and are usually driven by high-school kids.
by ryan_10304 October 28, 2007
A mitt muffler is another term for a tampon or maxi pad. The primary use of a mitt muffler is to dampen the sound of a vaginal queef (fart). Some women also like to use mitt mufflers to help obsorb bloody fluid's that tend to leak from the vaginal area once a month for upto 7 days depending on how much of a filthy snap the old gals got on her.
"Eh chief, I hear your old lady is rockin the old "Mitt muffler" this week. No offense to you or your family but how do you put your dick in that old axe wound on a regular basic chiefy? "
by Uncle ty October 29, 2014
by niodin March 09, 2008