verb (passive): to be smothered by a woman's muff in an unpleasant or aggressive manner (NB: usually ref.s to the muff of an obese woman)
"What happened to Chris last night?"
"Oh, dude, he was wasted at the bar and got picked up by this minging fat bitch!"
"Oh man, is he a plumper humper?"
"No dude, I bet she totally muffled him."
"Oh, dude, he was wasted at the bar and got picked up by this minging fat bitch!"
"Oh man, is he a plumper humper?"
"No dude, I bet she totally muffled him."
by Isaac Newton's Grundle April 06, 2009
A term popularised by comedian Russell Howard, referring to the act by which a woman rubs her vagina flaps over the face of another person.
The male equivalent of the act is a teabag.
The male equivalent of the act is a teabag.
Queen Elizabeth left Prince Phillip gasping for air after making him endure a long seasion of muffling.
by MuffleMaster July 16, 2017
by Dat boi pepe January 30, 2018
by franklyn gregory January 24, 2018
film me sarah film me!!
#muffling
#Russellhoward
jenny muffled me last night! ~ bob
no way! you're lucky ~ bill
#muffling
#Russellhoward
jenny muffled me last night! ~ bob
no way! you're lucky ~ bill
by idudiduididddddddiamjohhnny November 15, 2018
by Kevin Atkins November 30, 2006