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When performing the act of anal sex and the receiver lets loose an ass cannon (aka fart)
I was totally banging Nicks sister the other nite and she let loose a savage muffle trumpet.
by Mitchy Cock and Balls September 03, 2008
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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