The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!
innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."
by Kitty September 29, 2005
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A chick who wears tight pants and small shirts so her belly hangs out like a muffin top.
I can't believe you hit that, she is a total Muffin
by Industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002
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Refers to a baby in utero.
How's the lil' muffin doin'? Is he done yet?
by onceadadalwaysadad January 16, 2010
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A breakfeast food. Can have various smells and Flavors. Are often linked to pancakes. Often served at restaraunts and hospitals for snacks and or breakfast. One of the most popular breakfast foods, muffins are going in people all over the world.
There's a muffin. its like a wanna be Cupcake
by thisamazinglifenow February 06, 2010
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Muffin- the words mother and fucking..slammed into one word..that you can say in front of your parents...without them knowing!! :D
i hated that muffin movie!!!
by Suckit15 November 09, 2009
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