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A person who is shaped like or looks like a muffin.
"Mrs Lifeld is quite muffinious!" said Mr Luke and Mr Rizvi.
by Ashmit February 13, 2019
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Jun 6 Word of the Day
A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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A fat old lady that annoys everyone and is a waste of space

She is messed
Muffinious can go suck my balls
by Ashmit. April 21, 2019
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strip club workerrrrrrr
"Francis Luke" stuck his dick up muffinious's mouth, then proceeded to get an amazing lefty cappucino :)
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