The occupation that involves wiping off the glass in a nudey booth after a customer gizd all over it.
After paying for a little time in a nudey booth, Bob gizd all over the glass and made the giz muffer clean it up with a smile.
by Porch Monky 4 Life April 2, 2007
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Material used by the Once-ler to make clothing.
He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,

Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
by LucarioIzumi March 17, 2016
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Type of material used for clothing in Dr. Suess books
He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
by Gingermaster98 November 18, 2015
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A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor"

Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.
Hey I'll get this no problem

No no it's for me, honestly...

Muffers?

Muffers.
by Jeanie A Mack June 18, 2022
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The act of going down on a woman while she is actively shitting in a toilet. The female blumpkin.
I was at home messing around with Jerry when I had to go shit. He followed me in the bathroom and gave me a muffer.
by Tony danza August 11, 2022
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a mysterious and analytical being, they know who you are and a lot of things about you.
have you met muffers? the notes they take are incredibly intriguing- yet accurate.
by Infinity_Gremlin July 23, 2021
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