Urban Dictionary: Muffer

Someone who puts pumpkin muffins up their butt whole

Katrina is a pumpkin muffer and it's disgusting

by Poopynose November 30, 2016

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Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 06, 2021

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a mysterious and analytical being, they know who you are and a lot of things about you.

have you met muffers? the notes they take are incredibly intriguing- yet accurate.

by Infinity_Gremlin July 23, 2021

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The bit between a woman’s vag and arsehole

Corr that spin class proper hurt my muffers bridge

by GaryTheFootDoctor February 08, 2020

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