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A very plump vagina.
Friend 1: What'd you do last night?
Friend 2: You mom's muffcake.
Friend 1: Why didn't you invite me?
by Derp McMuff March 20, 2015
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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A delicious type of food that is both a muffin and cake
I'm going to eat my muffin and cake hear take this, this is easier. HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MUFFCAKE!!!
by Bojo man May 26, 2015
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An ambiguous snack dessert. It is muffin-esque in consistency i.e. contains chocolate chips, but is frosted like a cupcake.
Damn girl your muffcake is lookin mighty moist.
by Frazznizzle February 24, 2006
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Its a cupcake and a muffin combined together. Scientists have made it up and have not yet released it to the public.
The boy bragged about having a muffcake and she did not.
by Bandie4ever October 05, 2010
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1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.

2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.

3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.
Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?
by Mr. Muffcake June 27, 2011
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A person(s) whom can be identified as a Muff; A hairy vagina; Idiot.
by Fletcherx December 24, 2006
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