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A man or woman who has a particularly penchant for orally pleasuring women by licking their pussy.
Richard was a real hit with the ladies, his muff weaselry being legendary
by Prophet Tenebrae August 21, 2004
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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