Urban Dictionary: Muff muncher

Commonly known as a lesbian, who eats muff.

''Mom, Dad, Im a muff muncher.''
''A what?''
''A lesbian''
''Oh....ok.''

I licked her pussy so i am a muff muncher.

by Kiy August 31, 2007

a person that likes to give oral sex to females.

by Emily Mae Gilmore November 21, 2006

a woman who loves licking out pussy, a lesbian or a dyke.

dude 1: damn homey shes fine, ima see if i can hook up wid DAT!
dude 2: no dogg, i heard she was a muff muncher

by Gerald Ferguson July 22, 2006

a muff muncher is a person who likes to go down on other people

usualy the lesbian kind

what up you muff muncher

I heard that guys a muff muncher. <I>Yea I can see the hair in his teeth from here.</I>

by SamtheGMR January 05, 2006

one that eats out a hary mans anus

that queer is a muddy muff muncher, his boyfriend told me

by cheese72 May 11, 2011