The half-step between a normal shit and diarrhea.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

When someone is lying on their back and a female straddles his or her face and begins pouring an alcoholic beverage down the crack of her ass and into the persons mouth.

An alcoholic drink which many bar and grills are inept at making correctly. A mudslide consists of equal parts Vodka, Kahlua, and Bailey’s Irish Cream. Should be served with cracked ice in an pre-chilled old-fashion glass or you can make a frozen mudslide dessert in a blender by adding 2 to 3 scoops vanilla ice cream. Both versions are delicious.

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea.

After intense anal sex let your dick go limp, then have your partner poop, forcing your flaccid penis out with the poop in one giant mud slide.

Immense pleasure during the act of sex resulting in an accidental bowel movement covering the partners genitals. Resembling a mud slide.