A young Curmudgeon.

One who is ill-tempered, miser-ish, grouchy and complains, but is too young to be a conventional "curmudgeon."
"He's such a curmudgeon"
"But he's only twenty..."
"I guess he's just a mudgeon then."
by Magillichetti January 02, 2012
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"Any doctor that claims he or she can assist you in your mythical creature quest via nip/tuck to the mudgeon is steering you wrong."

-Vesta Vayne
by OneDayI'llBeThatGuy May 29, 2012
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A cranky 'ol bitch. The female version of a curmudgeon. Typically fashion with a bulldog face, a fat ass, and a wig – like short hairdo.
No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't put a smile on that old cunt-mudgeon's face. 'Ol bitch.
by KVC-KillMePlease January 15, 2017
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An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.
Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...
by Stoney69 March 01, 2019
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