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The act of sticking ones penis into anothers ass attempting to push in the other persons outgoing turd.
Dude that chick is down for the muddy gopher
by killerb0129 October 18, 2010
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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