Using feces as a lube for masturbation.
When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.
by Marco Porno July 21, 2015
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A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."
"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016
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When you are having rough Anal sex until the person receiving it has to diarrhea. When the diarrhea comes the person does a handstand shooting poop all over, looking like a Volcano
Girl: Hey babe I need to poop
Boy: Do a handstand I wanna see a muddy Volcano
by Guacamole Weiner Jew June 25, 2020
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Creepy Old Guy: Hey kid, you know who muddy waters is?
Kid: No, why?
Creepy Old Guy: Huh! You must be gay...
by TheFrogsAreTurningGay June 17, 2020
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When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting
You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?
by Some_Random_Geeza February 03, 2020
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Having anal sex with a African American with a rather large ass whilst they have diarrea
I’d like to have a Big Muddy River with her
by Beeno55 March 11, 2019
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