A muddy spliff is when you smoke 5 honey berry backwoods then take your leftover roaches and grind them in your grinder then roll it into a joint with a filter. Caution take small hits at a time. Inhale in the mouth then inhale into lungs with a loose throat, because it will be very harsh.

Effects:

-instant head rush that kicks you in the face

-dizziness (don’t stand up or do stand up idc)

-long lasting high but short head high

-makes an experienced smoker feel like a newbie again

when you are doing anal sex and the girl takes a shit on your dick and the man proceeds to put it in her mouth

(n) the act of releasing fecal matter while performing anal with your girlfriend/boyfriend while the male genitalia is currently inserted in the anus.

Verb tense: muddy-submarined

When you get a high colonic with coffee and your partner drinks the filtered results out of a silly straw.

You freeze your sexual partners poop into the shape of a penis. When thoroughly frozen, remove the frozen poopsicle from the freezer and use it as a dildo on your partner until it melts. The goal is to reach climax before the frozen peanut log melts and creates a slippery, muddy mess.

When a man sticks his trunk in the rear end of a woman aka anal sex

When a man sticks his pecker in the ass end of his woman.