You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!
Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!
by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013
I got all up in Lequeesha's mud puddle last night. Now I have to wash my sheets!
Next time I go down on Leshaunda I'm gonna have to bring a snorkel!
Next time I go down on Leshaunda I'm gonna have to bring a snorkel!
by jethay! March 10, 2019
When a women gets so turned on her butt gets so excited, she secretes out her butt. It's a combination of poop and discharge out a woman's butt.
by colinJGR December 10, 2011
The mud puddle is like Dick Frost , but found in the tempuatures more sutible for a penis and feels most like a soggy vagina.
Yesterday afternoon i was driving to my friends house when i saw a pond, i immeditly stopped the car and grew instintly wood knowing a Mud Puddle would be near for fuckin
by Dike Mink April 08, 2008
by bammm!105 May 13, 2011
A Dirty Waffle, Shitting on someones chest, but with diarrhea, and also stomping with a foot, not hitting with a tennis racket
by nate the snake August 27, 2012
A name for a female with an extremely loose vagina (derived from the fact that having sex with her would be equivalent to sex with a mud puddle).
by Elderberry715 February 20, 2012