Urban Dictionary: Mud Jousting

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The male equivalent of scissoring, except instead of rubbing reproductive organs they rub/scissor each others assholes and sometimes balls. The joust begins when their start clashing.

J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet start Mud Jousting.

A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.

by MuddyBoy April 12, 2021

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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

by ecogoth December 30, 2020

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