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1.a dog that's lost it's zest for life
2.a neutered dog
3.a former casanova who can no longer get any women.
John: Tim used to get all the girls, but he cant seem to get any these days.

Jerry: Yea, Tim's a Mu'fuggin Dead Dog man
by scribblemefree April 03, 2009
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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