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a bitchy person who tries to teach but fails, ending up ruining people's lives.
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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A bitchy fat ugly cunt who thinks she's pretty because of her fake plastic eyes. She screams like a bitch whos burning.
Whenever you walk past her tell her to take off her dumb cakey foundation and plastic eyes. She has a large shark nose full of snakes.
"Loxford School has the most dumbest headteacher. She must be a fucking rat"

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by PeopleWhoAreDumbCunts May 21, 2019
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A fat retarded science teacher. She likes to believe that she's not fat and retarded at her job, but we all know that she's a whore on the inside.
When I talk about the devil and Osama Binladin mating and having a kid, I'm talking about Mrs. Johnson.
by I Hate You, Alot! April 20, 2010
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The most annoying bitch in the 9 realms. If you think you have a bad teacher then think again. The amount of bullshitery achieved by Mrs. Johnson will leave you wanting to kill yourself.

Exp. "You can listen to musical, but it has to be on the Chromebooks and it has to be clean."
Holy fucking shit I hate Mrs. Johnson so fucking much.
by Big_B00ty January 13, 2020
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