Usually a school teacher

Tends to be an English or History teacher who calls students names such as ‘dumb’ and ‘rude’.

Not familiar with technology and gets highly agitated when using it.
Uses words - like ‘you’re very rude’ ‘get on with your work’ and noises such as ‘arghhh’

Often says someone’s name wrong.
Enjoys calling people things such as: nicompoop, horrid, nasty, scum ... etc

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.