by SMC_Dictionary September 30, 2019
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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a comedic middle aged man who is constantly looking for a shower buddy. a mr.g is a good person,just very horny
2.someone who doesnt get laid as often as they deserve
2.someone who doesnt get laid as often as they deserve
by poorhiddenstashistan June 14, 2011
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Mad River Glen. Ski it if you can
by Al Walker February 03, 2007
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A funny comedic actor who features in tv show summer hill high and also Mr G the movie, he is known for catchy song:Party Girl
Party girl by Mr G
shes a naughty girl with a bad habit,
a bad habit for drugs.
shes a party girl with a bad habit,
a bad habit for drugs.
(exctacy exctacy eeee exctacy)
shes a naughty girl with a bad habit,
a bad habit for drugs.
shes a party girl with a bad habit,
a bad habit for drugs.
(exctacy exctacy eeee exctacy)
by WhatTheFuckIsUpKyleNoWhatDidYo December 16, 2017
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Someone who's important to the community that gets arrested. Goes 80 in a 30 while shitface.Then gets away with a DUI
by YourSmall May 05, 2019
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