A Sitophilia; a man who is sexually aroused by Avocados.

Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.

Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.

He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

A guy that get too much bob and vagene

also known as parksey07 this legendary pe teacher has a passion for teaching and is kinky as fuck