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A stupid ass who will never tell you to shut up. He is 70 and still watches porn.
Fuck you Mr. Swigert, you watch porn.
by MiniFalcon July 22, 2017
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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Mr. Swīgert is some would call a very good person! He watches porn and it’s very fun to chill in his basement while he sticks it in me!
Mr. Swīgert is so sexy! I saw Mr.Swigert in the hall and he was looking thicc as hell!
by Sexy Buddha669 January 30, 2020
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