by Toucan (Son of Sam) February 12, 2019
Little kid: I'm having so much fun playing with Mr. Potato Head!
Liberals: OH NO, DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY MR.? THAT'S NOT GENDER NEUTRAL, YOU AND YOUR TOY ARE CANCELLED
Little Kid: *Cries*
Liberals: OH NO, DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY MR.? THAT'S NOT GENDER NEUTRAL, YOU AND YOUR TOY ARE CANCELLED
Little Kid: *Cries*
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021
"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'
by Tumadreesatutafeo March 30, 2010
A term used for someone who is known to have had numerous plastic surgeries to enhance their looks when considering the face.
John: Damn Nick, Ashley's becoming quite the Mrs. Potato Head with that nose job.
Nick: yeah...now if only she'd do something about those small tits
Nick: yeah...now if only she'd do something about those small tits
by Dannnyyy June 15, 2013
Similar to the teabag. When a male places his penis on someone else's face with the shaft lying on the nose and one testicle on each eye. Creates an illusion of altered/extraneous facial features.
by shutimanta April 25, 2012