An elite form of jerking off where you go in the shower and jerkoff aiming for the tiny holes in the drain. A master of the Mr Miyagi technique can nut perfectly through the holes and leave no residue.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.